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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Rewatched 29 Jan 2025

  A few notes on Nosferatu (2024):
  Nosferatus accent is hilarious,imagine Ivan Drago on purple drank.
  The Movie looks like a bad PS3 game cinematic.
  The movie cant decide if it wants to steal from Nosferatu or the Oldman movie.
  Some of the acting is downright terrible.
  Way too much mindless babbling.
  Nosferatu looks like a gay cop.
  The language in Germany (1838)
  is old tymey english except when they say "Papaaaaaaah" a lot.
  The language in Romania is native romanian…

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  Time Cut 2024

  ½ Watched 04 Nov 2024

  Lowest tier garbage

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  Onimasa: A Japanese Godfather 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jun 2019

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★ Watched 08 Oct 2022

  Just finished Wankraiser and the Cenoshites from Crapville.

  Dumb, boring filled with chain sfx straight from the Mortal Kombat movie.
  Two hour torture.
  Terrible acting, shitty characters.
  Tame CGI gore.
  Female Pinhead is the least of their worries.
  I thouht they'd go for the pseudo Intellectual A24 route but no - it's a low tier blumhouse styled park ride for hyperbole driven nostalgia khunts.

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