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  Little Ashes 2008

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Gay Robert Pattinson, Edna-Modified, delivering the line “I grew this moustache” unironically in a movie where he starts with a spanish accent that wanes away but then he ends up speaking french? I-

  I’ve never felt… so at a loss for words.
  Yet so puzzlingly horrified.
  Yet so enamoured.

  Cackled my butt off.

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  P.S. Even if only in the slightest, the fact that this had the potential to exist amongst the likes of Call Me By Your Name, Motorcycle Diaries, Ripley, and Maurice if it had been produced with a serious tone is a CRAZY thought.

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  Fear & Shame 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  yeah… yeah let me have my cake

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Bong Joon Ho is just like me fr cause the Fear & Shame fans know how hot dog pining remnant this is. You already know he watched Robert Pattinson in that short, and saw a star with an anxiously spiralling, yet glimmering narration-led vision.

  And to (literally) blow that up into a comedic, anti-genocidal, anti-trump, anti-anthropocentric, finite life affirming sci-fi masterpiece? Fucking baller.

  P.S. You can never have too much Robert Pattinson, but please no one ever preach self love like this🙈✋🏼

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  Have You Seen My Boyfriend? 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  petitioning for mubi to acquire this masterpiece of a picture