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Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • Gladiator
  • True Romance
  • Amadeus

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  • Identity

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • What's Eating Gilbert Grape

    ★★★★

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  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★½

    The times in life where an answer isn’t certain, and we’re forced to decide what we want to believe, making it our own truth. Top tier acting from both human and beast, and some of the most well written courtroom scenes I’ve ever watched.

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    Nolan is the man. We all know this, time and time again he has just completely fucking annihilated every other movie on the market. For the past decade, it feels like Hollywood has struggled to live up to that impossible level of personality Nolan puts on screen. 

    Oppenheimer isn’t your every-summer blockbuster. It’s hard to imagine a three hour, half black and white, historical biopic, being this engaging over one dude’s life and work. All while being an often overlooked checkpoint…

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  • Identity

    Identity

    ★★★★

    The White Lotus for mentally ill people

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Lost in the sauce

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★

    So when exactly was America all that great? Getting it out the way… The Brutalist is too fucking long. Most of my issues can be fixed in the editing room. Just earn the runtime, please. There is however, greatness in Corbet’s ambition. Maintaining a balance of style and substance at this scale is a real toughie, and the first half is a near-perfect mixture of the two. Character’s honestly had totally realistic (re)actions all the way to intermission, and that’s…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs if they were raging alcoholics and horny for mermaids.