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old & middle-aged men enjoyer

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Doctor Zhivago
  • The Scapegoat
  • Villain

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  • Final Cut: Ladies and Gentlemen

  • Supernova

    ★★½

  • Supernova

    ★★½

  • Alien Hunter

    ★★

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  • Final Cut: Ladies and Gentlemen

    Final Cut: Ladies and Gentlemen

    A glorified fanmix comprises of what a filmbro think of to make a movie. I mean it's really testing the theory of slapping a bunch of images together to convey an emotion, even if said emotion is stripping context of other films (and apparently shows) and dubbing them over POORLY in various languages.

    Shout out to the 0.01 second frame of Season 1 Episode 14 of House just randomly spliced in.

  • BRATS

    BRATS

    ★½

    This might be enjoyable to somebody who likes those John Hughes movies but for somebody who just doesn't care about these people (me) this is just uninteresting. The entire thing is shot like a family vlog and a majority of the actors either seem too enthusiastic to speak on the only memorable part of their career or really want the interview to be over so they don't have to comment a film they were in from nearly 40 years ago.

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  • The Oranges

    The Oranges

    ★★★

    Oh to be hugh laurie's questionable love interest

  • A Very Corgi Christmas

    A Very Corgi Christmas

    For a "very corgi" christmas there was barely any corgis.