Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Juror 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  bada bing!

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  Sexy Evil Genius 2013

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i’d rather kill myself than ever see this movie again it’s so bad

Popular reviews

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  Cactus Flower 1969

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Nov 2024

  two weeks ago i went to a planetarium and they had one of those shows that talks about the extent of the universe. and just the scale of it is so overwhelming and unfathomable that i walked out crying. and it’s impossible to walk out of something like that and not believe that there’s other life and intelligent life out there. anyway what i’m trying to say is that i’m so glad i’m on this earth and in this timeline where cactus flower exists and i can watch it whenever i want. also i hate how julian just sticks his bare-ass hands into his patients’ mouths

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  Working Girl 1988

  ★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025 3

  so let me get this straight mick cheats on her then asks her to marry him and she says maybe???? and then HE breaks up with HER???? get real. and then she wore white to somebody else’s wedding. anyway i hate movies about secretaries they give me war flashbacks   harrison ford i need you