aaroncheyne

aaroncheyne

I like reading screenplays just as much as watching movies :)

Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • The Social Network
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Phantom Thread

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  • The Gorge

    ★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Groundhog Day

    ★★★½

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★½

    Cool premise, underwhelming plot.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    Earnest Russians are always hilarious.

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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★

    Despite being pretty, the fourth Thor film is not good. Like, really not good. However, I am half glad I saw it, because it somehow manages to pack all the problems of the MCU into a single movie. 

    Despite its desperate attempts, it isn’t funny. 
    While pretty, it is instantly forgettable. 
    Not a single character has a distinct personality (maybe Gorr is the exception). 
    Not a single performance is memorable (again, Bale as Gorr is the exception). 
    It’s plot is…

  • DC League of Super-Pets

    DC League of Super-Pets

    ★★

    This was… not great? I dunno, I completely forgot that I even watched this movie (hence the review 4 days later) and it did not get better once I remembered that I had. 

    The animation, while quirky, has an overpowering sense of sheen to it - it looks ok, but once you get past the fancy light and colours, there’s really nothing interesting. 

    The story is bland, served with a side of snooze, accompanied by a tall glass of unfunny…

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