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  • Keoma
  • Spasmo
  • Return of the Living Dead III
  • The Big Gundown

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  • Major Dundee

    ★★★★½

  • Birth of a Notion

  • Day of the Dead

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★½

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  • Ultraviolet

    Ultraviolet

    ★★★★★

    Another film so heavily inspired by comic books and anime, brushed aside as stupid/dated instead of being praised for its visual flare and style. Desperate for reevaluation. Ultraviolet needs the Speed Racer treatment.

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  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West

    ★★★★★

    With each rewatch of this, it always ends with me tearing up for a new reason each time. This time it wasn't from the sendoff to the italian western, and it wasn't from the railroad signaling the end of an era. This time it was in awe of how beautifully every character, despite fighting for all their own motivations, all end up working towards one goal, helping Jill have her future.

    Once the violence is over and the scores are…

  • Braindead

    Braindead

    ★★★★★

    Just incredible, hilarious, and inspiring from start to finish. For nearly 40 minutes straight, this movie doesn't go almost a single frame without a gore gag onscreen. I've never seen a movie so full of raw cartoony energy act on every possible idea, so effortlessly. A living set of organs using it's lungs as praying hands to beg for mercy, an undead baby "leashed" by its umbilical cord being nailed to a wall, a zombie being spoon-fed custard through the…

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  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★½

    I just about blew my brains out when they hyped up Shuri's "favorite colonizer" and good guy CIA agent, Martin Freeman, with Red Hot Chili Peppers. An almost interesting movie trapped in the marvel formula. What really rubbed me the wrong way though was how contradictory the Wakandan politics become once the Marvel-isms creep up and all of a sudden they go from wanting to protect vibranium from the filthy hands of the US, to siding with America against the sympathetic revolutionary (AGAIN). What a joke. Propaganda under the guise of being "inclusive and diverse", Coogler has been reduced to just another cog in the machine.

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★½

    hahahaha i turned myself into a cancer patient thor!!!! Im cancer patient jane!!!! Hahaha the screaming goats last the entire movie it was so funny still hearing their ear piercing sounds 90 mins into it lmaoooo haha bro im drunk and this still only got like blowing air outta my nose at most good lord this is unfunny. christian bale and his b&w realm of the barely visible cool monsters is the best part and thats rly it just watch those clips on youtube inna couple months