Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Crow 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  Ian Curtis would’ve hated this tiktok e-boy movie

• 

  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 May 2024

  this is what happens when Washington D.C bans Ozempic

Popular reviews

• 

  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2023

  absolute banging soundtrack

• 

  Morbius 2022

  ½ Watched 15 Aug 2022

  the editor, director, everybody sat down and said “ah it’s done” and not a single person questioned them.

  Key Scenes
  •When Jarrod had a fight in the dark
  •That other Jarud fight in the dark
  •Matt Fucking Smith dancing
  •The single mother night shift nurse with two kids being murdered by an orphan matty smith, which inherently left her two children as orphans. zero morals from my boy matty.

  bad bad movie

Following