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what the hell did Osgood Perkins do to earn such high marketing, insane hype even before his movies were released? other than the obvious...nepotism
The Monkey is Annabelle meets Final Destination
at least he's made something better than Longlegs, even if this isn't a serious one
the comedy was pretty dry, I think I chuckled once or twice, mostly at the over the top body explosions, and I think I hear a singular person laugh at one line, which clearly…
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NOT EVERY HORROR HAS TO HAVE COMEDY
it's a romantic comedy with a slasher blend, I'll use the word 'comedy' lightly, it was almost as if it tried to make a joke every 5 minutes that they thought would get a laugh from people and if it did, I'm here for you
it literally has the same quality as a Christmas Hallmark Rom-Com
but let's throw a killer in the mix to be 'different'
there wasn't a single likable character,…
what a waste of fucking time
conveniently months prior to an upcoming MJ biopic
the whole documentary is for them to reveal a new trial is scheduled for 2026
keep trying
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while slashers have been done to death, Eli Roth didn't disappoint
and while it took so much from the ones before, it felt way more refreshing and fun again
the kill count just kept growing from the second the first starts, it doesn't let go of the gas which isn't underwhelming either
and as over the top as it is, it knows it and some how, that works too
from the beginning I thought we were going to have a…
the only thing that drew me to this movie originally was Leigh Whannell and despite that, I still didn't have high hopes
I missed this in the cinema at the start of the year and I'm glad to know I didn't miss out entirely
Blumhouse horror isn't the best but it does give us some really fun horrors and I can't say that about Wolf Man
a nice location and some decent gore, but that doesn't rise over the slow…
