abacus53

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Favorite films

  • Total Recall
  • The Thing
  • RoboCop
  • Alien

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  • Hell or High Water

    ★★★★★

  • Wind River

    ★★★½

  • Bloodshot

    ★★★½

  • The Iceman

    ★★★★

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  • Wind River

    Wind River

    ★★★½

    I feel like I could write a book about my feelings towards this movie. I love murder mysteries, films in ultra-rural settings, the pre-Yellowstone works of Taylor Sheridan, Jon Bernthal, Jeremy Renner, most of the cast honestly. Even with the underwhelming direction and cinematography it's a beautiful movie, filled with tension and literally breathtaking environments. But god is it a hard watch, and it leaves me with so many conflicted feelings. And since I'm stuck on the couch recuperating from…

  • Bloodshot

    Bloodshot

    ★★★½

    Maybe I just really like action schlock (I definitely do) but I enjoyed this film way more than I expected to. Looks great, sounds great, Vin Diesel gives it his best shot, which is all I can ask for.

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ½

    I don't think I've ever hated a movie this much. Pretentious, ugly, boring, long. A slog through the most boring fever dream you've ever had. Boring is the word I most often return to. Boring and frustrating and boring and pointless and boring.

    Set entirely in a house in the... 80s? 90s? Today? Never show an entire room in one shot. Don't let your audience ever understand the shape of the environment they'll be viewing for the next 100 minutes.…

  • The Dinner

    The Dinner

    ★★★

    I think I thought I liked this movie. Now I'm pretty sure it's just four very good actors giving great performances while the movie itself, eh, it's not so good. I think this is one of those times I'm just gonna have to blame the weed for my enjoyment of the film.

    The performances are excellent across the board, especially Steve Coogan, who was doing such a good job I kinda forgot he's Steve Coogan, other than when his British…