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  Fly Me to the Moon 2024

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  This is a solid heartwarming movie

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  Miami Vice 2006

  ★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  This is a movie for the male gaze and I will not elaborate.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2023

  Okay. If you dont play fnaf, read fnaf, watch videos on fnaf. Dont watch this movie. It’s a bad movie. Like very obviously a terrible movie.

  However— for the fnaf lore followers out there, this is a great collection of hints, nods, and ??? moments which furthers the fun of FNAF in the first place. Some fun new ideas, cool to see Springtrap, cool to FINALLY confirm Vanessa’s connection to the plot. Also— who is Sparky, is this confirmation Roxy isn’t haunted? Is Mike a mimic? Is he also Gregory????

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