Chris D

Chris D

I wish I could watch 100 movies every day.

Favorite films

  • Messiah of Evil
  • Rear Window
  • La Haine
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Girl Walk // All Day

    ★★★★½

  • Blackenstein

    ★½

  • High Tension

    ★★★★

  • City of Paranoia

    ★★½

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  • Girl Walk // All Day

    Girl Walk // All Day

    ★★★★½

    Wikipedia’s description of a “feature-length dance music video” really doesn’t do this film justice. Funded through Kickstarter, Girl Walk//All Day is a dance accompaniment to mash-up artist <a href= en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Talk_%28musician%29>Girl Talk's album All Day (which can be downloaded for free here). The film can be watched online for free as well right here, and to be honest I doubt I would have bothered with it had it not been so readily available. 75 minutes of non-stop dance doesn't exactly strike…

  • Blackenstein

    Blackenstein

    ★½

    The best thing that can be said about this dull film is that it has the second best punny Blaxploitation Horror title behind the excellent Blacula (1972).
    I'm still waiting for...

    A Nightmare on Black Street
    Friday the Blackteenth
    Blackoween
    An African-American Werewolf in London
    The Black Witch Project
    Paranormal Blacktivity

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  • Lady and the Tramp

    Lady and the Tramp

    ★★★★½

    Cute dogs falling in love, eating spaghetti.

  • Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man

    Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man

    ★★★★

    Should’ve been called “Live Like a Homicidal Renegade-Cop, Treat Women Like Shit, Drive a Motorcycle Like a Fucking Maniac.”

    Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man is a great Poliziotteschi thriller from the director of the infamous Cannibal Holocaust and The House on the Edge of the Park. While his contribution to the genre is lacking in plot, it makes up for it with plenty of stylish and violent action set-pieces.

    Marc Porel (Don’t Torture a Duckling) and Ray…

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