Alex

Alex

Living in rural France with several dogs and a couple of cats... watching too many films and keeping chronically online.

Favorite films

  • PG: Psycho Goreman
  • BARDO, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths
  • Rubber
  • The NeverEnding Story

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  • Marguerite's Theorem

    ★★★

  • Venom: The Last Dance

  • 20,000 Species of Bees

    ★★★★★

  • 54

    ★★★

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  • Marguerite's Theorem

    Marguerite's Theorem

    ★★★

    Enjoyable Unusual Girl content.

    I liked this, but it should have been queer.
    Let the chaotic dancer show you the beauty of human connection, not the rat boy.

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    Venom: The Last Dance

    I mean fuck, I like venom horse, I like venom frog, I like Tom Hardy.

    This film was baaaaaad though. Not zany enough to be all out fun, some poor casting decisions, and so much that made no sense at all. No consistent internal logic at all, and some Wile E. Coyote level nonsense with giant vats of combustible acid that was a whole lot less fun than it should have been.

    Should have just let Tom Hardy talk to himself in the desert for the full runtime.

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ½

    If this is what the 90s nostalgia is going to look like, count me the hell out.
    Manages to convey absolutely nothing of any actual depth whilst bi lighting everything possible and doing Eerie Indiana dirty with some of the worst low def video grain nonsense I've seen outside of tiktok edits. All surface and no feeling.

    Very creepypasta coded without actually being creepy at all, and weirdly binary about how if you're in any way gender questioning you've got…

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ½

    People thought a lot of shit was funny when drugs were that freely available, huh?

    Sorkin ass mess which left me with zero warmth for the real people being riffed on.