i like to pretend i’m a movie critic
(i’m biased towards beautiful actors)
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
camp! (minus the entirety of astrid’s insufferable character)
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004
rewatched this having forgotten most of it yet knowing it was one of my favourite movies and fuck if you’re in the same situation this is your warning
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Oppenheimer 2023
christopher nolan you consistently make films i do not have the capacity to understand, yet still eat tf up! yum yum!
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Glass Onion 2022
i cant tell if this movie was really shit or really good. i think i enjoyed it though the first one was better!
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