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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Batman
  • Evil Dead II
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

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  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ★★★★★

  • C'est la Vie

    ★★★★★

  • Salem's Lot

    ★★★

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    ★★★★★

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★½

    Fair warning, but this “review” is going to be very long, and for a lot of this I am going to be info dumping and rambling about the world of Alien.

    I’m always cautious whenever another piece of alien media gets released, I have my own Canon timeline, every single piece of alien media that I consider to be Canon, which I know is an unpopular list.

    For clarification, I’m autistic, and while I have a fair few things that…

  • The Crow

    The Crow

    ½

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

    As someone who is a huge fan of the original graphic novel, I am disgusted.

    As someone who is a huge fan of the 1994 film, I am also disgusted.

    And what a waste, Bill Skarsgård has the exact facial structure of the comic Eric Draven, so how they fucked up the rest of his appearance this much is beyond me.

    Jack Nicholson's Joker; comic accurate appearance and behaviour, in an adaptation that feels like…

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  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ★★★★★

    Honestly, My favourite of the franchise.

    I love the bonding between Indy and his Dad, it's depressing knowing his Dad valued his work over his son and bitter sweet to see them bonding over that work that led to the neglect in the first place.

    The brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword are cool as fuck, and I honestly wish they were in it more.

    I ALSO LOVE THE SCENE WHEN INDY DESCRIBES BRODY; He's got a two day head start…

  • C'est la Vie

    C'est la Vie

    ★★★★★

    This film does something to me, I don't know what.

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  • The Return of the Living Dead

    The Return of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    Before I say what I’m gonna say, let me clarify that I loved this.
     
    Punk, this is probably one of the best depictions of punks I have ever seen in a film, that being said, it’s far from perfect. It still slightly leans on the trope of punks being aggressive, but balances that out with the majority of the group of punks being pretty chill, Trash and Spider are the best Characters in my opinion. But Suicide and Scuz,…

  • Doctor Who: Delta and the Bannermen

    Doctor Who: Delta and the Bannermen

    ★★★½

    Setting this in Wales just made it so much more iconic