Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Blanchett and Fassbender scenes are fantastic but missing a lot of the energy from Soderbergh's earlier stuff.

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  Aliens vs Predator: Requiem 2007

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Holy shit. There's fun bad but this is just painful. Half the time its so blurry with the camera shaking you can't follow what's happening. Murdering the most defenseless, innocent people for no reason. Fuck this movie

Popular reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ½ Watched 23 Jun 2022

  My soap box about child actors yadda yadda. Younger people struggle to give standout performances; basing a film around not one but multiple child actors is a gamble.

  Honestly, I waffled between being incredibly bored and laughing inappropriately at beats that were not supposed to be funny. I love Ethan Hawke but this is one of his worst performances. I'll blame the script and direction though, I can't say there was a single character that stood out. The entirety of…

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★½ Added

  Pretty dumb but enjoyable to watch. Ralph Fiennes and Anya Taylor-Joy are steller. If you enjoy making fun of people for being pretentious, this is the movie for you. Goes to show a good cheeseburger can be a life changing experience

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