Jonah

Jonah

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Submarine

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  • It's Kind of a Funny Story

    ★★½

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★½

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    ★★★★

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★½

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  • It's Kind of a Funny Story

    It's Kind of a Funny Story

    ★★½

    Psychological Diagnosis Class Movie #1

    Patient does not meet the DSM-V criteria for diagnosis of major depressive disorder. Nor does he meet criteria for bipolar II. After deliberation with the board we diagnose bipolar I and not cyclothymic disorder. As loss of appetite and suicidal ideation made Craig’s risk factor too high. 

    Can’t stand Jeremy Davies cause all I think of when I see him is his spineless character from Saving Private Ryan. Go up the stairs!!!! Plays another spineless…

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ★★★★½

    Culmination of a great trilogy 

    His greatest fear comes from his trauma, his parents getting murdered. Why did they walk in that alley? Bruce was afraid of the bats on the stage. His parents showed him unconditional love and took him out. Inadvertently leading to their murders, guilt that can destroy someone’s soul. Why was he afraid of bats? Because they swarmed him when he fell down the well as a child. His Father via a rope comes to rescue…

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  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    Don’t you just love pointless movies that try so hard to be meta that it convolutes the entire purpose? This is the one for you! 
    What’s the meaning? .…. There is none! 
    Wow wow wow groundbreaking stuff what a wonderful cop out. 
    None of the characters are likable so why should I care about this bland story? Each moment of potential emotion shot down by Wes’ terrible attempts at humor. [Was it supposed to be funny?] 
    Using the kids as…

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ½

    Disney assembly line puts out yet another uninspired cash grab. Same shit over and over. Twist sucked. Jokes were terrible, Tom Hardy was hanging off a building and got a call and used the absolute gut buster, “oh nothing just hanging around” 😐. I assume it’s just a silly motif across movies but it still sucks big time. CGI fights and basic plot. You knew exactly how it would end from the start. The twist that Naomie Harris turned against…

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