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Despicable Me 2 2013
Gru-zinkerbell is DRAG. And the minions are the reason gay marriage was legalised (I know they don’t have a gender, but they’re a bunch of nonbinary people loving each other so that’s GAY)
I was actually so fucking terrified of the purple minions when I was a little kid this was a horror movie to me😰😰
Also it’s not very good but it makes me laugh
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Despicable Me 2010
Taking notes for my upcoming role as gru at my school athletics carnival
Pharrell absolutely cooked w the songs btw…. I listen to them regularly
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Mickey 17 2025
The reason why Robert Pattinson treated this black British girlfriend with respect is to remind the audience that the movie is a work of fiction 💔💔
Either way I really liked this film! Needed full frontal nudity and the two Mickey’s to kiss, but I’ll take a win w the pathetic Robert Pattinson w a strange voice 🙄🙄
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The Substance 2024
Took a painful shit after watching this.
Had to double check I didn’t have a sue of my own in there.
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