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Favorite films

  • Ratatouille
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★½

  • Despicable Me 2

    ★★★

  • Despicable Me

    ★★★★

  • John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

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  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    Never beating the goat allegations

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★½

    Scott pilgrim you are the salt of the earth

    Knives you are my bae and I can say that cause we’re the same age rn it’s not another Scott situation for her

    Wallace is obviously the best character

    Edgar wright films have such a feeling of imagination and whimsy and I love it. I will make imaginative and whimsical films when I’m older I promise you!!! I need to watch more of his films.

  • Despicable Me 2

    Despicable Me 2

    ★★★

    Gru-zinkerbell is DRAG. And the minions are the reason gay marriage was legalised (I know they don’t have a gender, but they’re a bunch of nonbinary people loving each other so that’s GAY)

    I was actually so fucking terrified of the purple minions when I was a little kid this was a horror movie to me😰😰

    Also it’s not very good but it makes me laugh

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★★★½

    I rock out to loded diaper.

    This is the best diary of a wimpy kid btw. It’s great!! I love sibling dynamics I wish one of my sisters took me out to go and eat hotdogs 🙄🙄

    Also is anyone else on frank heffley schizophrenia TikTok or is that just me???

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    The reason why Robert Pattinson treated this black British girlfriend with respect is to remind the audience that the movie is a work of fiction 💔💔

    Either way I really liked this film! Needed full frontal nudity and the two Mickey’s to kiss, but I’ll take a win w the pathetic Robert Pattinson w a strange voice 🙄🙄