here we enjoy true c i n e m a
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
-
Kraven the Hunter 2024
Sony you’ve done it again 🙏🙏🙏
Me when I sit in the tent of exposition then cut to a second scene in a second tent of exposition then cut to the campfire of exposition. It’s like a Rebel Moon level of how not to convey information.
Okay let’s play a quick game. I’m going to list 3 things that happen in the movie, and 1 thing that doesn’t, 2 truths and a lie style.
1-A character receives a tarot card…
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
White Chicks 2004
This movie is honestly pretty mid if you analyze it from like, a cinematic art perspective, but if you do that you’re engaging with this movie wrong. This movie is so 2000s camp and I enjoy it very much. The shitty aspects of it like the uncanny valley prosthetics, the obvious stunt doubles, and the bonkers plot all work towards a unified tone of pure cheese that really works.
I also wasn’t aware of just how many iconic lines and…
Translated from by -
Bee Movie 2007
This movie is so fucking strange. I wish I was Jerry Seinfeld. Here’s the Jerry Seinfeld game plan:
1-Create and star in the most popular sitcom of all time
2-Vanish from the face of the fucking earth for nearly a decade.
3-Return to the public eye to make a movie about a bee fucking a human woman and suing the entirety of human society for unionized labor violations and 13th amendment slave labor violations, resulting in the entirety of agriculture…
Translated from by
