sharktooth418

sharktooth418

Favorite films

  • Secret Sunshine
  • Tremors
  • Oasis
  • The Hunt

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  • Batman vs. Robin

    ★★½

  • Popeye the Slayer Man

    ½

  • Green Fish

    ★★★½

  • John Carter

    ★★½

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  • Batman vs. Robin

    Batman vs. Robin

    ★★½

    I do think it's a little better than "Son of Batman".

  • Popeye the Slayer Man

    Popeye the Slayer Man

    ½

    This is marginally better than "Popeye's Revenge" and has 5% more effort than most of these shitty public domain horror films. This film at least did something with a little bit of Popeye's lore, like the radioactive spinach. There were a couple jokes that were kind of funny. I prefer "Popeye's Revenge" Popeye look wise because this one looked too much like a mask, but i do appreciate that he killed people with just his strength because he kept eating…

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  • Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story

    Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story

    ★½

    For a guy who says everything from Hollywood is woke and unoriginal, this was pretty unoriginal. This felt like something you would get from a Redbox, next to all the shitty Seagal action films. Going in, I knew nothing about Ryan Drake as a character. When it ended, I know 5% more about him. I have barely any reason to care about any of these generic secret ops characters. The directing is fine, nothing interesting. The music is very overbearing…

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ½

    This should've been way more entertaining than it actually was. I love how fucking stupid the story is. Ellen having a psychic link to the shark and the shark traveling to the Bahamas to hunt and kill the Brody family is funny....so why was it fucking boring? What a wet fart end to a franchise that had no reason to be a franchise.

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