Wow. I don’t know why I waited so long (okay, I do, I’m intimidated by runtimes longer than 90 minutes), but that was incredible. I’m consistently impressed with how Sebastian Stan just melts into every role; the guy is a chameleon. Like of course Margot Robbie and Allison Janney were very good, too, but I’m always somewhat aware of who they are as Big Name Actors in a way that doesn’t stick to Stan. Regardless, everyone was phenomenal, and I…
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Tarot Curse 2025
When are we getting a tarot horror that involves the minor arcana, or do I have to write it myself? Why are these movies sleeping on the three of swords? The five of pentacles? The ten of wands? Cmon!
Pretty awesome gore for a Tubi original—when I have to hide my face from the onslaught like a seven-year-old, I’ll give props to the effects regardless of how flimsy the rest of the movie is 👍🏼
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Fools Rush In 1997
No rating, I’m mourning my teenage tv boyfriend and role model. RIP Matthew Perry 💔
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Speak No Evil 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Holy fucking shit the murderers didn’t even have guns! Fight fucking back or like RUN when the murderers start picking up rocks? They can’t throw THAT far! Jesus Christ!
It’s a bit like someone made a wish.com mashup of Wolf Creek (2005) for the remote location/collection of traveler stuff, The Strangers (2008) for the “you let me do it” (quite similar to the “why us?” “cause you answered the door” bit), and The Vanishing (1988) for the disquieting European creep…
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