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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  thomas the tank engine if george carlin had full control of the narration. 

  curtis would’ve loved track 7 of john mayer’s continuum.

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  Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time 2010

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025 1

  jake gyllenhaal’s attempt at playing a persian man did not end all too well

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  somehow less violent than whiplash. with even better drumming

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  the soundtrack fucked my ears harder than their little polycule fucked each other

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