Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  Oh glory of glories, oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation... HOLY MACARONI!

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  Nymphomaniac: Vol. I 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 28 May 2024

  *Michael Bluth Gif* “Well, I don’t know what I expected.”

Recent reviews

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  My wife liked this more than I did and I just can't figure out why, the character is NOTHING like his comic book counterpart!!!!!

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Contains dangerous amounts of saucelessness.

Popular reviews

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2023

  "Can you find the wolves in this picture?"

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2024

  Like if peak Tim Burton made a muppet movie, but hornier.