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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  i’m at a loss for words. never have i been so revolted and appalled. i quite literally never want to watch a movie EVER AGAIN. i feel like im gonna up to go puke after writing this review. i should’ve known when within the first five minutes there was a montage of a man literally slurping down shrimp dipped in the fattiest butter i’ve ever seen. and yet, the fucking craziest part of this movie was that she was sooooooo rich and still had insane asylum bathroom tile. And didn’t slip on it ONCE.

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  To Catch a Killer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  okay shaliene… reminded me of prisoners and silence of the lambs

Popular reviews

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  Zootopia 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  not sure if i have rated this before, probs have, probs gonna say the same thing: the tiger on the train can GET IT

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ½ Watched 15 Aug 2024 1

  GIRL… WHAT. directed by a man for sure.

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