Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Vampires vs. the Bronx 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  One of my new favorite Kids Doing Things movies. Also fuck gentrifiers.

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  Child's Play 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2023

  The Chicago ambiance of this film… It’s so special to me.

Popular reviews

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  The Darjeeling Limited 2007

  ★ Watched 30 Sep 2020

  Wes Anderson’s worst. I swear to god if these white men don’t stop their spiritual journeys abroad and just explore their spirituality at the Methodist church down the street....

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★ Watched 16 Sep 2021

  I would have minimized the fuck out of Charles Kane’s feelings. I would start laughing when he’s worked up and saying things like “relax.” All this man needed was some good ol’ fashion invalidation.

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