Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rat Race 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  While all of you fools were contemplating your best of the year lists, I was watching Rat Race.

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  Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Nov 2023

  Really slaps if you actually did dance to Soulja Boy at your middle school dance in 2007.

Popular reviews

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  The Vast of Night 2019

  ½ Watched 25 May 2020

  It’s like the worst kids in your film class who constantly talk about how the ‘50s were a great time “except for all the racism and sexism and stuff” and proudly site Sorkin, Tarantino, and Twilight Zone as being their greatest influences came together and made a film.

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2021

  I’ll admit, despite taking periodic mini two minute naps every twenty minutes or so, I’ll remember this one better than the first. At least it had a vision (a way too long vision) From the ten minute screaming opening credits sequence that jammed Zack Snyder’s name in anywhere it could, to the worst rendition of “Hallelujah” I’ve ever heard at the ending credits, I’ll remember surviving this.