Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  Now that’s how you end a god damn movie

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  Spy 2015

  ★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  Really almost had to give this 5 stars just for the 50 cent Kanye line

Popular reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Dec 2021

  Heineken?? Fuck that shit, PABST BLUE RIBBON!

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  The House of the Devil 2009

  ★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2021

  The film does a great job of building suspense slowly instead of relying on constant jump scares, but the plot itself feels undeveloped and just scary for the sake of being scary with no meaning or thought.