Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  Watched 20 Jan 2025

  machinima, mah-cinema

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  Watched as an 11am Angelika "Wake Up" matinee, as is God's plan.

Popular reviews

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  You Don't Mess with the Zohan 2008

  Watched 05 Jun 2020

  cant believe sandler solved the israel/palestine conflict in 2008 and we didn't listen

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  Watched 06 Dec 2019 1

  About three years ago, I was playing a game of the Sims 3 wherein my sim was living in the Italian hillside village of Monte Vista and making her living as a sculptor. She primarily dealt with ice sculptures as they were the quickest to make and once my sim made 25 of the same sculpture she would unlock an achievement that would allow her to make more masterpieces than usual, but that's not really important. Over the course of…