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Saturday Night 2024
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A quarter of the way through the movie: Oh I didn’t know Willem Dafoe was in this that’s cool!
Half way through the movie: Oh I didn’t know J.K. Simmons was in this that’s cool!
Three quarters of the way through the movie: Oh that’s J.K. Simmons penis
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Parasite 2019
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Parasite more like Para-might have nightmares about this film! #JusticeforJessica
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Majora's Mask: Terrible Fate 2016
Some gorgeous animation for one of the most compelling Zelda Villains. Skull Kid is illustrated so beautifully and it’s just such an enjoyable short film. It’s on YouTube if you’d like to see it and I highly recommend you check it out.
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The Spy Who Dumped Me 2018
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This is such a worse version of Mr. Right. Mr. Right was just a fun adventure that I respect for its creativity and funny parts of the movie like the leads and the side characters. This shitstorm was an attempt to be a stand up routine but also be the next James Bond film, and it fails so hard that it makes you feel bad when the movie is over. The leads were underused, the side characters were god awful…
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