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  Ferry 2 2024

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  Ferry gonna Fer.

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  Drawing Closer 2024

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★★ Watched 22 Jul 2022

  Listen, I'm not saying CGI killed action movies, but I am saying this movie is essentially a long video game CGI cut scene without the enjoyment of getting to play an actual video game.

  Netflix, if you reading this and wonder why you're bleeding subscribers, this mediocre and bland content is why.

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ★½ Watched 27 May 2021

  It takes tremendous effort to make a zombie action flick that's boring, but Zack Snyder managed it, so kudos, I suppose? Maybe?

  Okay, so for the next person to make a zombie movie, it needs be 90 minutes. You can go over by a few minutes, but that's it. That's your goldilocks zone. Second, it needs to either be super serious or the exact opposite. Either the zombies are a big serious threat and you make a horror thriller, or…

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