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Recent reviews

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  Flirting with Disaster 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  the armpit???

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  I’m deathly afraid of feathers to an extent where I hold him in reverence

Popular reviews

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  Damsel 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2024

  i have so much to say.

  - the makeup is fucking wild — a full face IN A CAVE WHAT

  - the voice director didn’t even know which accent they were trying to do 

  - why does the dragon have an hourglass figure

  - why was every shot MBB’s arse

  - instead of writing ‘beat’ in the script, they wrote ‘scream’ 

  i actually think this would have benefited with a significantly smaller budget

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2024

  it’s fucking insane (emphasis on fucking)

  let’s replace all men with goats

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