Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  “So how’d you two meet”

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  Make this into a co-op video game and it make so much more sense. The government putting these two in opposite towers and saying “no communication”, yeah okay 😂

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Under all the gore, this movie is just telling dude’s to not be deadbeat dads 👍🏽 

  Very fun

Popular reviews

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  The Penguin 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Nov 2024

  ALL MY HOMIES HATE OZWALD 

  So often TV shows give us a villain protagonist under the guise of “Watch this bad guy fight a worse guy” 

  Oz is the worst guy. He is gross. He is despicable. The dude is such a chicken shit Heel. 

  I’ve never wanted to see Batman use taxpayers funds to beat down on a handicapped person more than now.

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2023

  Being referred to as “penis cancer in human form” is an all time great insult 

  Movie warm enough to warm your heart in winter time. This movie is so good

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