akhartbarger

akhartbarger

You read the Bible, Ringo?

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
  • Drive
  • The Green Knight

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  • Mickey 17

  • Memories of Love Returned

  • Complicated

  • I, Robot

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  • Complicated

    Complicated

    "EDS is living the day after a car accident in perpetuity."
    -Sabrina Winchester

    As the sibling of two victims of EDS, this film was a difficult watch and, even it softens the true terror of living around the illness- the pain that makes death enviable, the accelerating dread and shame over your own genetic line, and the ever present uncomfortable line of defense drawn between neighbors and friends who don't have the energy or capacity for engaging with complex, long…

  • Twisters

    Twisters

    I love that this is just a Hallmark film romcom with a huge budget and excess death.

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  • Tyler Yahne's Slash

    Tyler Yahne's Slash

    I'm speechless-even better than the Human Centipede 2!!

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    I am literally the easiest Star Wars fan to please-loved the OG trilogy, sequel films, Rogue One, and I even find a self-depreciating sort of enjoyment out of the horrid prequels. Having said that-just wow, do I think it's time for Lucasfilm to take a step back. This film lacks the simplest element that all those others had-a genuine sense of excitement for what is happening in the Star Wars universe.

    Having seen this film, I now understand why Lord…

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