Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cassandra 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Horst is a total jerk, but honestly, David’s not much better. He's a complete idiot. You went all out to get rid of your wife, but the second Cassandra cut your finger (ohhh poor baby), you just gave up and didn’t even try again.

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  Rules Don't Apply 2016

  ★½ Added

  *𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝘪𝘵 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡, 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘦*

  I would recommend it only if you enjoy texting your friends "??? 👀" for two hours straight.

  I've been sitting on this review for years, and while the details are about as clear as mud, one thing has remained crystal clear: I hated it. I only give it 1.5 out of 5 for the audacity of making me remember this exists and mostly thanks to Lily Collins and Alden Ehrenreich.

  Past me wanted you to know this and present me trusts past me's judgment completely.

Popular reviews

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  The Hating Game 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Anna Karenina 2012

  Watched 10 Feb 2021

  I cannot say that I didn't enjoy the atmosphere...However, that was all.