Alastair Craig

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Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Before Sunset
  • Children of Men
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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  • Collateral

  • Phantom Thread

  • A Goofy Movie

  • Cunk on Life

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  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight

    Before Sunset spoke so much to who I was in my late twenties. It destroyed and rebuilt me in all the right ways. 

    Staring at the ceiling hours later, buoyed by that beautiful bittersweet feeling, I decided to skip forward nine years in Celine and Jesse’s lives and finish the trilogy. Bad move. I had upped the difficulty level too quickly. It was a preview of middle-aged crises I was not yet equipped to know about, let alone emotionally process.

    Seven years on I’m still terrified to watch it again. Five stars, probably.

  • M*A*S*H

    M*A*S*H

    Love me some naturalistic overlapping dialogue. Sign me up for all the slack-jawed Gould and Sutherland mumbling you can offer. Can’t get enough of that Twin-Peaks-finale-level distress of seeing your TV sitcom friends with different faces and meaner personalities. Less keen on all the sex crimes.

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  • National Lampoon's European Vacation

    National Lampoon's European Vacation

    ★½

    Among the burgeoning comedy podcast scene of the ‘00s, comedian Andy Daly debuted a wonderful character called Jerry O’Hearn: a fictional comic who gives a big, confident stand-up routine with the shape and intonation of jokes, but no actual punchlines. It’s a great social experiment and I highly recommend watching his performance on YouTube over this rancid ‘80s feature-length version.

  • American Movie

    American Movie

    May I be embarrassingly honest? I watched this as a teenager, genuinely thought it was a mockumentary, and carried this misconception with me unchallenged for two decades.

    Verdict on the movie I thought I was watching in 2004: A weirdly understated comic style, but there's something quite charming in its loose, unwaveringly naturalistic storytelling. If you told me these were real people, I'd believe you.

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  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    PSA: If you watched this in North America, you and I may as well be on different Letterboxd pages for different movies.

    Please know you were robbed of a better, more interesting film when they deleted two scenes of grieving family and friends following each comical henchman death.

    These scenes (which survived the international cut) moved and distressed me as a 12-year-old with misplaced empathy for comedy characters who exist to suffer for a single joke. (Did the math teacher shrunken down…

  • Hating Alison Ashley

    Hating Alison Ashley

    A friend of mine played “Homie #1” in the brief BBQ montage scene. Ask me anything.