Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Till Death 2021

  Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  This is like the human centipede 2 of Gerald’s Game. Megan Fox your acting constantly astounds me (pejorative).

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  The Only Girl in the Orchestra 2023

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Humblina. Obseeeeeeeessed with her voice and words, hate her boy disciple.

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  Watched 02 Aug 2024

  Josh Hartnett Hallmark-ass acting with his silly trolly problem for the asthmatic nepo baby redeemed only by his deeply random shirtless moment. Insane they got to a concert that early AND left while it was still light out. Anyways, shout out Kim Pine and stream The Sex Bob-ombs.

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  Kiki's Delivery Service 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  So special and beautiful and colorful for my human eyes. Deeply queer-coded in all aspects especially the dirigible-play. Memorialize the bob or I’m going to put a hex on your entire family tb so h. Mothers deliver.

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