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  Snow White 2025

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Review bombing 💣

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Nafff. Didn’t enjoy this. Humour largely didn’t land - found the trump humour was just annoying. Plot was meh. Aliens reminded me way too much of the weird sucker things in King Kong, so wanted them 💀

  Very disappointing - thought this could have been a classic like parasite!

Popular reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Sep 2024 5

  Watched in cinema:
  Laughably bad. Character choices make 0 sense. Awful acting. Plot holes. Even worse than TRAP. Did make me laugh a lot at how dumb everything was. No redeemable qualities. Wish I could have this time back. Best performance was the kid with no tongue, as I didn’t have to listen to his shit dialogue.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Aug 2024 6

  Realised I don’t find deadpool funny. Bland plot, although not surprised with marvels current record. Thought wolverine was super disappointing and honestly got tired of him swearing every sentence. Cameos were fairly ***decent***. Sick to death of the multiverse.

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