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Longlegs 2024
This feels like a mish mash of all these random horror tropes in one aesthetically excellent but narratively shallow movie. Lots of scratches on the surface but none that go deep enough to make this memorable for me tbh (other than her fricken house omg cabin goals????)
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Zodiac 2007
idk, folks... kinda thought it was boring!! There were some interesting bits at the beginning and the end and then a shitton of bits in the middle that I should've (and have) slept through. Seriously. This is my 4th attempt at watching this movie and the only time I haven't fallen asleep, and I still had to pause it halfway through and finish it the next day.
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Come and See 1985
The first maybe 20% of the film you're like "okay, I got this!" but then it kicks off this truly relentless spiral of devastation and you realize you indeed do not got this.
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Two things I love about this film and am able to actually articulate after this most recent watch:
1. This is ACTUALLY what would happen in a Texas chainsaw massacre. Particularly for Pam and Kirk - Leatherface bops those two so fast and it's so unceremonial! Pam is hopeless once he grabs her - she's flailing her arms around and screaming maniacally but she'll always be physically overpowered by Leatherface. And he just slaps her on the meat hook and…Translated from by
