Alexis Jared

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I was probably high when I watched the movie πŸ’” sorry (she/her)

Favorite films

  • Dirty Dancing
  • Super 8
  • The Holdovers
  • Challengers

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  • Eyes Without a Face

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  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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  • Thor: Ragnarok

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  • The Usual Suspects

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  • Eyes Without a Face

    Eyes Without a Face

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    Only a French person could make something this fucking weird. Appreciate it from an art perspective but goddamn that body horror was too much

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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    Iconic

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  • Blink Twice

    Blink Twice

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    Nothing I like more than seeing a woman get her revenge! And see, vapes can solve problems if you try! Very much giving Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi in a way I can appreciate.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

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    Oh! Mama I’m really scared. Demi Moore you are so beautiful.