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  Sweet Girl 2021

  ★ Watched 25 Aug 2021

  Going to the eye doctor to do whatever I can to unsee this.

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2021

  Honestly zucked up

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  Nocturnal Animals 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2021

  There weren’t any nocturnal animals featured in this film. Next time I’ll just watch Planet Earth. 4.5 for Jake Gyllenhaal being as hot as a sweet little tamale.

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2021

  Get urself a man like Kong.

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