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  Poetry 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  A singular, riveting performance by Yoon Jeong-Hee as a woman slowly coming to grips with the fact that her grandson is a true piece of shit

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  Night at the Museum 2006

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Watched with my 6-year-old nephew after taking him to the Natural History Museum. He liked this so much that he literally watched it two more times in the same evening.

  I'm fucking envious of that level of passion for anything, let alone Shawn Levy movies.

Popular reviews

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  Paint Drying 2016

  ★ Watched 07 Nov 2024

  Last 5 reviews have all received zero likes so I'm testing you mfers to see if y'all are really out there

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Shuddering at the thought of extremely online atheist edgelords looking at Hugh Grant’s character as some kind of Tyler Durden type icon. If this were actually good then maybe there would be a real risk of that.

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