Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  Who let bro cook

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  Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo! 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Unexpected DC crossover but I think it blends pretty well without delving too much into Batman and other DC stuff

  I’m sorry Velma was such a cunt to shaggy and Scooby, that half arsed apology doesn’t cut it 

  Pretty solid tho, surprised it’s taken them this long to get Elvira in the mix

Popular reviews

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  The Thin Blue Line 1988

  ★ Watched 25 Nov 2022

  Watched this stoned in a lecture,

  Was boring Couldn’t follow it

  Gunshots were so loud

  Wish they’d put on minions instead

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  AVP: Alien vs. Predator 2004

  ★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2022 4

  I must’ve seen that part with predator throwing the alien 100 times as they played that clip in a montage of other clips on like every DVD I had.

  It’s meh, boring characters, interesting enough story but they don’t do a whole lot with it.

  Saving grace is the action which is pretty solid

  This being PG13 really hurts it. Like the constant cut aways right before any death or gore gets annoying quick, like some of them I didn’t even register the person had died,

  And why does every alien and predator reuse the same growling lion sound effect