Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  First prequel movie I’ve fully seen (was half falling asleep towards the end but still)

  It’s bad, but it was fairly enjoyable, the action scenes are cool, and the world building and lore are decent but Jesus Anikin and Padme are so cringe

  The porn acting was that bad at any giving point I thought they were just gonna start shagging

  But it’s still pretty fun, dialog and acting a laughably bad for a good part of it, there’s some cool battles and visuals

  But it’s way too long

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  The Empire Strikes Back 1980

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Been time since I saw any Star Wars movies

  Flatmates were doing tomahawk and caught the end of new Hope so stayed for this one

  Even as a pretty casual fan it’s hard not appreciate great this movie is

Popular reviews

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  The Thin Blue Line 1988

  ★ Watched 25 Nov 2022

  Watched this stoned in a lecture,

  Was boring Couldn’t follow it

  Gunshots were so loud

  Wish they’d put on minions instead

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  AVP: Alien vs. Predator 2004

  ★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2022 4

  I must’ve seen that part with predator throwing the alien 100 times as they played that clip in a montage of other clips on like every DVD I had.

  It’s meh, boring characters, interesting enough story but they don’t do a whole lot with it.

  Saving grace is the action which is pretty solid

  This being PG13 really hurts it. Like the constant cut aways right before any death or gore gets annoying quick, like some of them I didn’t even register the person had died,

  And why does every alien and predator reuse the same growling lion sound effect