Alfie

Alfie

I don't think very hard about the points I give. I would like to try and put every film I've watched on my profile.

Favorite films

  • Withnail & I
  • RoboCop
  • Porco Rosso
  • Penda's Fen

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  • Le Cercle Rouge

    ★★★★★

  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    ★★★★½

  • Tenet

    ★★★

  • Crawlspace

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  • Le Cercle Rouge

    Le Cercle Rouge

    ★★★★★

    why the fuck are french people spelling circle like that

  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    ★★★★½

    Wouldn't wish this film on anyone. Falling off a bike is more pleasant than watching this but equally memorable and informative. Not gonna stop thinking about all the horrible bastards in this film and how brave these two protagonists are. Great performances from them and really strong use of music between gaps of silence that felt like years

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  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★

    whatever man
    i was cheering whenever the liquid metal fruity terminator was on screen but this feels like it would have been way smarter if we actually did a nuclear holocaust on ourselves at the end of the 20th century.
    there's a lot to unpack here about changing the path of humanity away from a never-ending arms race. the inventor character says something like "I don't know how I feel about being responsible for 3 billion deaths" which really hit home.
    Then the next scene is like The Terminator being like "yes I know now why humans cry :((("

  • Alien³

    Alien³

    ★★½

    first 90 minutes blew me away, just so pretty and edgy. i thought i was in for an underrated 5 star movie for a second there. second half of this is literally scooby doo bullshit

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