Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Stepford Wives 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Asking the real questions like why do gay republicans exist

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  Piece By Piece 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  PG spray

Popular reviews

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  Stalker 1979

  ★ Watched 18 Jan 2021

  "I'm right, and you're wrong!" "No, I'm right and you're wrong!" Lengthy debate. "I guess we're both just miserable." Situation diffuses. Cut to 5 minute silent slow pan into a tree.

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  The Penguin 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  Colin Farrell doing a Tony Soprano impression. Started off strong but it felt like they ran out of ideas later on in the series. Penguin killed some people towards the end where I was just like....why though. The male doctor simping for Sophia drove me crazy, SO annoying. Sophia's outfits and makeup were cunty.