Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Nov 2023

  It’s been a minute since I watched something, especially on a rewatch, and said “that’s a perfect movie”. This came really damn close.

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  House 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2023

  petition to make “went to the potato field down the road” the next “got sent to the farm”

Popular reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★ Watched 02 Jan 2023

  This movie is like getting punk’d except Ashton just never comes out

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  Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022

  ★½ Watched 01 Jun 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.