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  The Fall Guy 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Jun 2024

  Silly silly fun

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  Transformers: The Last Knight 2017

  Watched 10 Feb 2024

  This is just kind of on in the background at my parents rn. The aspect ratio is changing between shots and I just needed to write it down somewhere because it’s confusing the fuck out of me. Anyway have a nice day x

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  LEGO Star Wars: Revenge of The Brick 2005

  ★★★★★ Added 1

  Fun fact: you can watch this 27 times in the same amount of time it would take you to watch The Rise of Skywalker.

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  Purge of Kingdoms 2019

  ½ Watched 04 Aug 2019

  Luckily it turns out that all the shots I was in were in the first five minutes and the stream cut out after ten, or else I would have watched another hour and ten minutes of this shite. I don’t really know why this was made, or why anyone thought this was a good idea, or why I’m bothering to review this. The only real reason I can think of is that this was for some kind of money laundering exercise that I don’t quite understand, who knows. Why am I here, what’s happening?

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