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Now You See Me 2013
Is this a masterpiece of a film? No. Is Mark Ruffalo sexy? Yes.
Listen guys, this isn’t an amazing film but 15 year old me thought it was so it’s mainly getting points for nostalgia 😂
Such a silly story but my teenage self really thought this was awesome so I was lowkey seeing it through those eyes but it is a fun film and I like that it keeps you on your toes throughout!
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The Dark Knight Rises 2012
Ugh Christian Bale is so HOT! He’s by far the best Bruce Wayne idec. Charismatic with the perfect amount of self wallowing and angst!!
Anyways proper review coming after I’ve reflected on it!
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Marvel's The Defenders 2017
Fucking disgusted at the slander this show is getting. Okay fair enough Danny is cringe BUT everything else is so so amazingly well done. The way the colour palette changes between the shots when it cuts to the other defenders is 👌👌 and the plot itself is brill. Yeah the hand kinda suck ass but the way it’s set up with them all coming together and the fight scenes and the chemistry, it’s soooo good and it’s so well written. Fuck all of y’all that think other wise.
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After 2019
“It is so bad, I wanna give you a 0 but that’s not possible so I’m giving you… a half star.”
I feel like the only thing deserving of this half star is the cinematography, everything else is complete and utter bollocks. There’s no point in me even giving an actual review because every single thing (apart from the cinematography) in this film is completely shit. Also why is Selma Blair in it for like 2 seconds??? She’s an icon and can do better.
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