Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Synecdoche, New York 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I went to a film bros house and mispronounced this title. He took me out back and shot me.

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  Borderline 2025

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Celine Dion carried

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024

  Love when movies are wet and sticky

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  Werewolves 2024

  ★½ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  Idk man if this movie took itself even like 10% less seriously it’d probably be so camp and bloody stupid fun. 

  But alas.